this text made me cackle last night.
this is a summary of Supernatural from someone who is four episodes in:

Like, OMG! this one episode, Dean was all "hey sexy lady" and lady was all "ahh monster!" and Sam shot it and monster was all "oh noes! i are ded!"
The End.
:D

it was literally the best thing ever.
because of the truthiness.

ALSO.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T POSTED ABOUT THIS.
I'M GOING TO TEXAS TO VISIT aligning_stars !!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THIS WILL BE MY FIRST TIME IN TEXAS EVER.
I'M WICKED EXCITED.
NO LIE.

LSDKNFVA;DSLKVNREO;DLGVKNAEROFGL;VJA.

the fact that i'm seeing them tonight and the fact that my iPod keeps spitting them at me, i feel like posting a verse of lyrics that happens to be one of my favorites ever.
my bff and i love this verse.
we connected to it somehow.
and always sing it louder than the rest.

it's the second verse in Who I Am Hates Who I've Been:

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i blame smackmydishup for this dane cook interruption.

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"Milk chocolate-y clusterfuck's don't exist."

"There's no joke here; don't do that."

"What are you supposed to say when an atheist sneezes? uh... 'when you die nothing happens...'"

"I hope he's doing his thing - whatever trees do. I know they do a lot of work with breezes."

i'm really really really really looking forward to this movie.

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that might make me a bit of a freak but i don't care.
it looks wonderful.
NIKKI, YOU'LL SEE IT WITH ME RIGHT????
XD

the other thing,
i've been listening to this song on repeat all morning.

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i've missed eminem.
he's hilarious.

i blame my manager for me liking this song.
BUT IT'S SO DAMN POSITIVE.
i enjoy.

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( lyrics under hurr. )